Words by Elizabeth Cuomo
Yesterday, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez made history as the youngest woman ever to be sworn into the United States Congress. Never mind that legendary news.
On the internet, we’re focused on more important things. Information that’s much more paramount has been made clear to the American people. There’s a video that’s going viral that proves, beyond question, that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was, and is (dun dun DUN…) very cool.
There’s a video that’s got every conservative old man in D.C. sweating. It was posted by a QAnon account on twitter last night, “Here is America’s favorite commie know-it-all acting like the clueless nitwit she is…” the tweet reads.
The incriminating footage features the Congresswoman dancing to Lisztomania by Phoenix (banger) back in 2011 with her friends. As the happy, bright youths reenact popular dance moves from the 80’s cult classic, The Breakfast Club, they smile, they laugh, and what’s worse, they all seem to be enjoying the sensation of moving their hips both to the left, and right.
It’s very important to mention that, out of all of the students, it’s vehemently clear that Ocasio-Cortez is the best at dancing and also at looking hot in an effortless way.
It’s downright awful news for her campaign, as she’ll only become more relatable to the American youth. There’s just no telling what this will do to her career.
What a shame.
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