Well. Hate to break this news but it wasn’t exactly a killer weekend politically. Let’s run through this Monday’s signs of the apocalypse/headlines:
Scary Human Question Mark and Earl of Georgetown Prep, Brett Kavanaugh, is officially a member of the Supreme Court which…nevermind.
We only have twelve years left to reverse the catastrophic impact of global warming or the shit-fan-collision is going to spray chaos all over the collective face of humanity.
It’s still a long time ’til Thanksgiving.
Which means its even longer ’til the Holidays proper.
That’s not ideal
In better news:
In a strange turn of events, Taylor Swift went off-brand and dipped her toes in politics by endorsing the Democratic candidate in Tennessee! Better late than never, we guess? Or maybe not?
We’re all alive and well-fed enough to read content, so we’ve got that going for us. Go do some good then go home and get in bed ’cause it’s a gray Monday in weather and spirit.
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