By the time this piece of content is posted, Monday (and thus, the worst part of the week) will be over. Rejoice in the small victories because…


Ariana Grande (who, honestly, cannot catch a break) and Pete Davidson broke up. The internet’s heart appeared to collectively break…which is a healthy reminder of how nice it is to not have one’s relationships analyzed by a billion strangers. 

Trump suggested the possibility that “rogue killers” were responsible for the death of Jamal Khashoggi…apparently after speaking to Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud of Saudi Arabia. Also, Saudi Arabia is the second largest oil-supplier for the United States. Like most things coming out of the White House, this whole scene reeks of deep sketchiness. 

Sears Roebuck, the Amazon-before-Amazon-ran-the-world, filed for bankruptcy. Frankly, we didn’t know they were still around…we thought they went the way of the pioneer myth. So next time you need a plow, a bolt of gingham or hard candy, you’ll have to look elsewhere.