The Saudi’s appear to be responsible for the death of journalist Jamal Khashoggi.  The Turkish government apparently has video evidence that Khashoggi was interrogated, tortured and killed. Dependent on the Donald, Saudi Arabia will likely be entering a world of well-deserved shit.

CNN reported that Kim Kardashian is not embarrassed by Kanye’s performance at the White House.  We don’t care what Kim thinks, we just think its newsworthy that CNN–respectable, mainstream political journalistic outlet–is now reporting on moron-heiresses perspectives about moron-celebrities meeting moron-presidents in one big mass of glittery moronitude.

Hurricane Michael’s death toll has risen to thirteen, though the hardest hit areas still have not reported their dead. Damage spread as far north as the Carolinas.  We’re sending our most compassionate vibes to the victims, but that’s not enough, donate to relief efforts here.

In the rare piece of good news, it’s motherfucking Friday.  See you on Monday, good people of CONVICTS.