Like colliding storm fronts, Donald Trump and Kanye West met in the Oval Office today. Kanye provided some extremely choice conversational nuggets: time is an illusion, his MAGA hat gives him masculine energy, and all kinds of other fun tidbits. The germaphobic Donald reportedly didn’t enjoy being hugged by Kanye.

Trump’s lawyers are preparing answers to Team Mueller’s questions.  It’s sad to think we probably know most of the answers, which will be legalese for “I obviously did it but I’m a crafty bastard with years of sleazy experience and when I say No, you can’t do anything about it, even I’m amazed I get away with this shit.”  Or maybe he’ll say something else.  Damn…what does Mueller know?